Sprinker rainbow's

And remember, we all know we didn't see these things 20 years ago. If you did, you're obviously part of the conspiracy.

Pastor Kerney Thomas

Allow GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! into your life, and it'll let you screech like a parrot.



And I guess God doesn't work long distance. Or he doesn't fix elbows. I like the muttering gibberish, and the caller evidently getting worse after shaking his arms around. I suppose he's at least learnt that ringing the TV for advice isn't a good idea.

Worship god biatch

Look, this is why introducing gangsters to religion in an attempt to rehabilitate them is bad. I swear this bloke is about two seconds from whipping out a gun and saying "Say Halleluja before I bust your ass!".

Repeat after me bitch...